“Earlier today, Bernie Sanders endorsed Joe Biden for president in a joint live stream. Yep, and like most streams involving those two, they stood there for a few minutes, waiting for it to happen.” — JIMMY FALLON
“And that’s a very powerful message for the country — if two 80-year-old men can successfully log into a Zoom meeting, anything is possible.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“And Bernie made the endorsement over a live stream chat around 3 in the afternoon, which was nice because they could do the endorsement over dinner.” — TREVOR NOAH
“Or, as Bernie put it, ‘I’m passing the baton on to the younger generation.’” — TREVOR NOAH
“Well, now all the Democrats have to do between now and November is keep Joe Biden in a mylar bag like they do with vintage comic books.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Now, of course, Bernie and Biden have a lot that they disagree on — health care, foreign policy, what year it is — but, for Bernie, even though Biden might not be his first choice, he’s obviously much better than Trump, you know? It’s like at the end of ‘Titanic,’ Rose wasn’t, like, ‘Um, I wanted to get on a lifeboat, not some big wooden door, so that’s a hard pass for me. I’m just gonna, like, sink.’” — TREVOR NOAH
The Bits Worth Watching
On Monday’s “The Tonight Show,” Gwen Stefani gave beau Blake Shelton a haircut while video chatting with Jimmy Fallon.