Trump Believes He’s Invincible, Trevor Noah Says

Trump Believes He’s Invincible, Trevor Noah Says

Trump Believes He’s Invincible, Trevor Noah Says

Trump Believes He’s Invincible, Trevor Noah Says

“In that interview, President Trump said that as states relax stay-at-home orders during the coronavirus pandemic, there may be more death, because, quote, ‘You won’t be locked into an apartment or a house or whatever it is.’ I know he’s out of touch, but is it possible he doesn’t even know what people live in? [as Trump] ‘I think they make nests out of mud or something. I could ask them, but I really don’t want to interact.’” — SETH MEYERS

“Now, there was so much backlash for disbanding this task force, that this morning, Trump announced that he would not be disbanding the task force. He said he would allow the task force to continue, just with different people doing different things, which makes as much sense as telling your husband you’re not divorcing him, you’re just continuing your marriage with a different person who you don’t hate.” — TREVOR NOAH

[as Trump] Turns out people like people who want them to be alive. That one really caught me by surprise, because I’m dead inside.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Of course, this is Donald Trump, which means it’ll end when he finds a younger, hotter task force.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Now, Trump has claimed this is all Obama’s fault, because when Trump came into office, there were no tests for this disease that didn’t exist yet.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Yeah, according to Trump, he spent three years not preparing for a pandemic because he was distracted by all the scandals he created. Even if Trump did have a lot going on, you gotta admit that’s a [expletive] excuse. You’re the president — that’s kind of the nature of the job. [as Trump] ‘Whoa, whoa, whoa! I just wanted to run the country. I didn’t know I’d have to multitask.’” — TREVOR NOAH

“[as Trump] I’ve got a lot of things going on. I mean, between the golf and the tweeting and the pardoning the turkeys, I got a lot on my plate, Dave. By the way, keep your grubby fingers away from my plate. You reach for my nachos, you’re drawing back a bloody stump.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“No, you don’t — all you do is watch TV, and whenever your aides let you out of your straitjacket, tweet. And when you’re not golfing, you’re tweeting about golfing.” — SETH MEYERS

On this week’s “Full Frontal,” Samantha Bee highlights the precautions America should have taken long before Covid-19.


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