A mass dumping on Wednesday night’s Love Island saw four contestants leaving the villa: Harley and Chris (sorry, who?) and Anna and Jordan (no love lost between those two).
The competition is really heating up now, with just a few more days to go until the winning couple is announced and they go forth into their new lives of club appearances and stints on Dancing on Ice.
Follow along with our live blog of tonight’s episode, when the villa will be feeling a whole lot emptier…
“I’m only here for the 50k” says India to Ovie on their date. It’s about to kick off.
The harp. I’m sorry. I can’t.
These terrible impressions of Attenborough are making me miss “former pen salesman, Jack Fincham” as he’s STILL described in articles, which I love. He was the king of impressions
Maura’s Mammy is going to love Curtis, apparently. Oh what I would give to meet Mammy.
It is weird when they call it “the outside” – like they’re in prison…
Just saw someone on Twitter asking when the parents are coming in. Excellent question. When ARE they coming in? That’s the best episode. I remember I had something in my eye during that episode last year…
Stop it Curtis. Just. Stop.
A lot of people on Twitter are calling out Maura for ‘pressuring’ Curtis to have sex
Maura is absolutely livid re the lack of action from Curtis. Molly-Mae, meanwhile, is stirring the pot – it’s almost like she wants the rival couple to fall out…?!
It is a million degrees celsius in London right now. Get me on that boat
The islanders all seem a bit lost now, it feels like they’re just waiting to win
Curtis to Maura: “Tonight is not the night.” Maura: “Then what is the night? I. Want. You.” Now he has to make it up to her by bringing her coffee in bed – but she’s patiently explained that what she actually wants is an orgasm. Love this woman.
It feels like Tommy and Molly-Mae are just reading out lines at this point
Aw everyone’s missing Anna and Chris. It’s okay guys, only five sleeps to go until you’re back on English soil
Here we go… ps: anyone else despise those Uber Eats ads?
Only five couples are left now, and the villa is feeling a lot emptier. Tonight, the last remaining couples will be treated to “epic” final dates on speed boats and so on.
There was, of course, a mass dumping, which saw Anna and Jordan – much to Anna’s relief, it seemed – leaving the villa, as well as Harley and Chris. Yeah, we don’t know who they are either.
It was the now-legendary (and extremely bizarre) ‘babies episode’ last night, where the islanders play mummies and daddies and become alarmingly attached to little dolls. Conclusion? Not exactly a documentary about model, or for that matter modern, parenting.
Quote of the night from Anna: “I am a strong woman. I will never let someone bring me down and win.”
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