“Uh, I don’t think anyone wants a check that Trump signed. I think that legally makes you a porn star.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Now, and it turns out, the president is not legally allowed to sign checks from the I.R.S. So instead, Mnuchin decided to put the president’s name in the ‘memo’ section of the check. Still better than Trump’s alternative: tucking the cash directly into Americans’ G-strings.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Bits Worth Watching
On this week’s “Full Frontal,” Samantha Bee shared why Americans shouldn’t be so surprised by racism’s effect on people of color during the pandemic.
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
Phoebe Waller-Bridge, the creator and star of “Fleabag,” will video chat with Stephen Colbert on Thursday’s “A Tonight Show.”